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Many things in life annoy me. Let's take whistling. Not only is the actual sound extremely irritating (after all, who can really whistle that well?), the selection is usually absolute crap. As I write this, someone in my office is whistling "Old McDonald," and I'm thinking about smashing his head in a wave of mutilation. The thought of brain, teeth and bloody bone flying about the office sounds much more appealing than enduring even one more second of off-key, ear canal-violating lip-screeching.

You know what? I know how to whistle. But I don't whistle. You know why?

Because it's F***ING ANNOYING!!!

(originally posted 5.18.04)
- posted by Hal Miller @ 1:51 PM